June 7, 2010
Thanks Bella!
Hey, just wanted to give a quick shout out to our good buddy Inkerbella for this amazing pic of herself wearing our "Night Shift" tee from Say It Phree!.
And While We're on the Subject of Temporal Anomalies...
A few astute readers may be wondering about this week's "Temporal Anomaly Tee", so we thought it may help to offer a bit of an explanation.
To get the ball rolling, here are a couple of links:
The first is an article by Stephen Hawking that relates to the science time travel.
And second, an SMBC cartoon poking fun at the idea of having a party for time travellers.
Done reading? Ok, so our take on all this was to create a "Temporal Anomaly T-Shirt". Basically, like Dr. Hawking's party, we're going to sell a special tee on a specific day with a hidden URL. Then a few weeks later, we'll announce when and where the tee was available, so that it may only have been purchased by time travellers.
Don't worry, to ensure distinguishably the special tee will be slightly different than the regular version. However, we won't reveal those differences until the official announcement of when the tee was for sale.
We don't know what exactly will happen, obviously, if we sell any tees on the day that they're available, it's a good indication that time travel is at work. However, it is possible that we may not gain memory of the sales on that day until they have actually happened in our linear existence, i.e. at some unknown point in the future, we may just suddenly gain the knowledge that a sale happened in the past.
Or, we could actually be creating diverging multiple realities where the tee both purchased and not purchased by time travellers. Whatever way it goes, stay tuned for the latest announcements about this exciting project!
Genuine ACME Temporal Anomaly T-Shirt
""Genuine ACME Temporal Anomaly T-Shirt" on a royal blue tee.
WARNING: Class IV-XX Temporal Anomaly: This tee contains abnormal levels of potentiality and therefore may be hazardous to the direct causality of linear existence. Wear with extreme caution.
May 20, 2010
UR Be-ing Watch-ed
""UR Be-ing Watch-ed" on a white tee.
It's True! You're being watched, everywhere, everyday, every moment... Spread the Word! They ARE out there!
May 14, 2010
Something Different
One of the things that we're all about at Say It Phree is supporting young artists, so when a young man from France contacted me on Phacebook and asked if I could help advertise his cool folk music, I said "Sure!"
So please, check out our buddy on MySpace Music! Thanks!
Sleeping Beauty
"Sleeping Beauty" on a maroon tee.
How long will she have to wait for a prince to awaken her with "The Kiss of True Love™"?
April 30, 2010
What Would Lava Lamps Do?
"What Would Lava Lamps Do?" on a Navy tee.
Believe it or not we've been trying to get our "WW_D? Artist" back in gear for a couple of months now. Given that Lava Lamps don't really ~do~ anything, we're not sure if we should take his response as a protest or a reflection of his work ethics!
April 23, 2010
This Week's Phresh Tee Is Missing!
Well pholks, obviously this is phriday, which means that it was time to introduce our Phresh tee of the week, except we've run into a little snag! Our Phresh tee for this week has gone missing! All that was left behind was a mysterious note that read in part "...don't stick your nose where it doesn't belong! And don't even think about phollowing us down the rabbit hole! LL"
I don't know about you pholks, but I have a feeling that this week's Phresh tee is actually still somewhere on our website, but I'm not sure where, do you think that you can find it?
Let me know if you find it and I'll post a picture in our gallery as usual!
April 16, 2010
Last Weekend For Our Women's Apparel Contest!
We want to know what you think!
Don't forget that this is the last weekend for our Women's Apparel Contest. To enter, simply fill out our ultra-quick Survey Monkey survey on which Women's Apparel you think we should start carrying!
The contest ends this Monday, with the winner being annouced on 4/20! Peace!
Humphrey Bogarting
"Humphrey Bogarting" on a white tee.
Seriously Dude, Bogarting that joint is totally uncool!
April 14, 2010
Pics!
We finally got some sample tees for ourselves! Here's a quick sample from this afternoon. If you would like see some more pics, check out our Say It Phree Gallery on Phacebook.
April 9, 2010
The Great Cyclops Joint of 1851
"The Cyclops Joint" on a sand tee.
"The Great Cyclops Joint of 1851" - Say It Phree Tees "Phact or Phiction?" T-Shirt #420
April 2, 2010
Fresh V and Fresh V Juiced Edition
"Fresh V" on a black tee.
For all the "True Blood" fans out there!
"Fresh V Juiced Edition" on a natural tee.
March 26, 2010
Peace
"Peace" on a blue dusk tee.
It ain't no joke, we'd really like to buy the world a toke and teach the world to sing in perfect harmony. I mean, all we are saying is give "Peace" a chance.
March 19, 2010
Let us know what you think and win!
Here at Say It Phree we value input from our phans, so here's your chance to let us know what you think and maybe win a free tee of your choice in the process!
All you have to do is visit this link, take a look at the different styles of Women's Apparel and fill out an ultra quick survey to let us know which styles we should start offering!
It's that simple! This contest will run for the next month, with the winner being announced on April 20th! ;)
Rosie the Rivetron
"Rosie the Rivetron" on a charcoal grey tee.
"R.O.S.I.E. units were the best-selling androids in history until they accidentally started developing self-awareness..." - History of Rivetron Corp., Chapter 23 - Volume V - "The Final Days" - archive date 20/04/2420.
March 12, 2010
Genuine ACME Scratch 'n' Sniff Vampire Repellent T-Shirts!
A "Genuine ACME Scratch 'n' Sniff Vampire Repellent T-Shirt" on Chocolate Brown.
Genuine ACME Scratch 'n' Sniff Vampire Repellent T-Shirts! Guaranteed to keep even the most feisty Vampires at bay (for at least as long as the Scratch 'n' Sniff portion lasts!)
(does not smell like garlic, unless you want it to!)
March 5, 2010
Steamball
"Steamball" on a millitary green tee.
Skippered by Captain Nepo and his crew of Miniature Blue Pilot Monkeys, this is the official Steamball used for the 4020 World Cup. Which was held at the North Pole, located (of course) on the tropical paradise of Antarctica!
March 4, 2010
Exciting News Part 3
Our friends over at Successful Stoners have also done an excellent post about Say It Phree Tees! Successful Stoners is relatively new site, but already one of our favourites with an excellent perspective on many topics, be sure to check them out!
More Exciting News!
Steve Elliot from Toke of the Town has done an excellent post about Say It Phree Tees! Regular readers of my posts on Say It Phree Phacebook Phans may recognize Steve's name from several of the more interesting articles that I have posted there. If not, be sure to check out his site and other guest columns, such as the very informative "Four Things Not To Say To A Medical Marijuana Patient". Special thanks once again to Steve!
Exciting News!
At the suggestion of friends and after a long discussion with our artists, we have decided to start donating $1.00 from each and every Say It Phree tee sold to "The National Organization for the Reform of Marijuana Laws" aka " NORML"!
This includes every tee that we sell, not just our "420 Phriendly" line and we have also kept our prices exactly the same, so there is no increased cost to you!
If you are not familiar with NORML, they are an excellent organization working for rational solutions to reforming laws regarding the prohibition on cannabis. Please check them out: http://norml.ca/ for Canadians or http://norml.com/ for our friends south of the 49th parallel.
To become a "Corporate Sponsor" of NORML we need to sell at least 100 tees, so please help us reach this goal, support reform and exercise your right to Say it Phree by ordering a tee today!
February 26, 2010
The Time Jumper
"The Time Jumper" on a forest green tee.
Most people don't know about the highly sophisticated society of Werewolves that fight an eternal war across the time sphere using steam and clockwork-powered chronodisplacers. This tee depicts one of the darkside warriors known only as "Badwolf".
February 19, 2010
Cat Cave Diner
"Cat Cave Diner on a black tee.
A popular stop on Route 666, be sure to try some of the Cat Cave Diner's infamous blood pudding! Accommodation available for those that like to hang around during daylight hours. This week only! Bloody Mary's 50% off!
February 12, 2010
Get Stoned Medusa
"Get Stoned " on a navy tee.
Who doesn't need a tee based on a twisted interpretation of Greek Mythology? Perfect for Geeks, Stoners, Geeks that are Stoners and visa versa! (Who hasn't played Dungeons & Dragons high? You don't know what you're missing!)
February 5, 2010
One Toke Over The Line
"One Toke Over The Line" on a white tee.
I was sitting downtown in a railway station when a group of chimpanzees (or maybe they were orangutans, I never can tell the difference) suddenly appeared. Watching them dance I thought, maybe, just maybe, I'm One Toke Over the Line.
The Many Faces of Garazoul
"The Many Faces of Garazoul" on a chestnut tee.
Wear the many expressions of everyone's favorite bodiless demon head from The Garazoul Chronicles!
February 3, 2010
Pot IS Medicine
"Pot IS Medicine" on a black tee.
Of all the designs we have created, I believe that this is the single most important message that we would like to impart.
If nothing else in our society, we must to come to the consensus that leaving anything, whether it be a person or an animal to suffer, is fundamentally wrong.
This could not be more true when there's a relatively inexpensive and effective option available, but which is denied to many for completely muddy reasons.
Why should people be forced to become criminals just to ease their suffering? It's like saying "Yes, well, there is some evidence that Buddhism can ease suffering, but we don't have enough clinical research to allow people to practice meditation, so we're making it illegal".
Please, Say It Phree and spread the word about this vital topic! Maybe if enough people get the message we can finally make a change in our society for the better!
Liberty & Cannabis
"Liberty & Cannabis" on a pistachio tee.
If smoking pot makes one happy, and if one of the unalienable rights of humankind is "Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Happiness" then logically "Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Cannabis", without question, must also carry the same status.
The Original Green Man
"The Original Green Man" on a white tee.
From well experienced Gurus to the newest Noob (and everyone inbetween), show your allegiance to "Mother Nature's Greatest Gift" with this one-of-a-kind "Original Green Man" tee! Perfect for the hard-to-buy-for-Pagan on your shopping list!
Nin-Jah Rolling Papers
"Nin-Jah Rolling Papers" on a dark heather tee.
The preferred brand of rolling papers for sophisticated Green Ninjas everywhere.
Now available in extra-large Shogun size!
Green Ninja
"Green Ninja" on a white tee.
Chances are, besides the odd wisp of Mary Jane odour, you've probably never even noticed the hordes of Green Ninjas puffing in your midst. They are the stealthiest smokers in the world, blazing anywhere and everywhere; they are (happily) among us!
Spider Rider
"Spider Rider" on a black tee.
Surprisingly gifted mechanics, engineers and technicians, No-See-Monkeys are often known to specialize in a wide range of technical pursuits. Such as steam-powered locomotion, clockwork gadgetry and even bioengineering, as seen here.
Clockwork Zombie Wants Braaiiinns!!!
"Clockwork Zombie Wants Braaiiinns!!!" on a military green tee.
- Click! - Whirrr! - Braaiiinns!!!
...and you thought Zombies were only caused by strange chemicals, radiation, mutation or viruses! Welcome to the Age of Steam and Clockwork, gentle Ladies and good Sirs!
Zombies on Strike
"Zombies on Strike" on a royal blue tee.
Zombies Are Sorta People Too!
Show your support for Zombie rights with this fine tee!
Night Shift
"Night Shift" on a black tee.
Looking for the purrfect gift for that friend who's been working the night shift for like, eternity? Well, you found it!
MMMmmmmRRRROoooowwwRRrrrrr!!! Hiissssss!
On The Origin of Vampires
"On The Origin of Vampires" on a cardinal red tee.
"On the Origin of Vampires by Means of Unnatural Selection or The Preservation of Favoured Species in the Struggle for Immortality" by somebody named "Vlad Ţepeş III". I wonder who that could be? A strange lost document indeed!
What Would Ninjas Do?
"What Would Ninjas Do?" on a daisy tee.
Masters of deadly stealth (and apparently easy to clone), Ninjas are an ideal template for the modern world!
Say it Phree and release your inner Ninja with our original
What Would Ninjas Do? Tee!
Galileo5 Magnifico
"Galileo5 Magnifico" on a white tee.
In the immortal words of Freddy Mercury and Queen (but displayed as a synesthesia based on Andy Warhol prints): "Galileo, Galileo, Galileo, Galileo, Galileo, Figaro, Magnifico!"
Bovine Burlesque
"Bovine Burlesque" on a navy blue tee.
Bovine Burlesque - Live at The Moolin Rouge! Starring Teata von Heifer. See our Udderly Astounding All Minotaur Revue! Our Gals Will Take You Over the Moon! Presented by The Boss Taurus Entertainment Group.
The Say It Phree Logo
The "Say It Phree" logo on a royal blue tee.
The logo for Say It Phree was one of the hardest projects to complete and went through more versions that I can count on all my fingers and toes. We eventually settled on the thumb as a nod to "Even Cowgirls Get the Blues
".
Sissy's interpretation of the definition of "Thumb" in the dictionary pretty much defines the character with the philosophy of the "Greater Freedom of Movement", which for Say It Phree becomes a "Greater Movement of Phreedom".
As an extra bit of trivia, the "Ph" in free comes from a bumper sticker I spotted on the back of a truck during our road trip last summer that read, simply, "Phelps Phan". Which I think is an elegantly self-explanatory slogan and a characteristic that we strive for in our designs.
Say It Phree
It is my extreme pleasure to announce that my latest project is finally live!
Check out the Say It Phree Tees Website.
Expressing the spirit of our times, popular and esoteric, through wearable art created by artists from around the world. Say It Phree and become part of a Greater Movement of Phreedom by wearing one (or more!) of our tees!
You can also find us on Facebook, MySpace and Twitter.
June 2010
