http://www.dylonwhyte.com/ Thoughts, ponderings, ramblings and other esoteric nonsense from the mind of Chain Mail Jewelry Artist and Best-selling Canadian author Dylon Whyte. en Copyright 2010 Mon, 07 Jun 2010 12:16:18 -0500 http://www.sixapart.com/movabletype/?v=3.33 http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss

Hey, just wanted to give a quick shout out to our good buddy Inkerbella for this amazing pic of herself wearing our "Night Shift" tee from Say It Phree!.]]> http://www.dylonwhyte.com/2010/06/thanks_bella.html http://www.dylonwhyte.com/2010/06/thanks_bella.html Say It Phree Mon, 07 Jun 2010 12:16:18 -0500 Temporal Anomaly Tee", so we thought it may help to offer a bit of an explanation.

To get the ball rolling, here are a couple of links:

The first is an article by Stephen Hawking that relates to the science time travel.

And second, an SMBC cartoon poking fun at the idea of having a party for time travellers.

Done reading? Ok, so our take on all this was to create a "Temporal Anomaly T-Shirt". Basically, like Dr. Hawking's party, we're going to sell a special tee on a specific day with a hidden URL. Then a few weeks later, we'll announce when and where the tee was available, so that it may only have been purchased by time travellers.

Don't worry, to ensure distinguishably the special tee will be slightly different than the regular version. However, we won't reveal those differences until the official announcement of when the tee was for sale.

We don't know what exactly will happen, obviously, if we sell any tees on the day that they're available, it's a good indication that time travel is at work. However, it is possible that we may not gain memory of the sales on that day until they have actually happened in our linear existence, i.e. at some unknown point in the future, we may just suddenly gain the knowledge that a sale happened in the past.

Or, we could actually be creating diverging multiple realities where the tee both purchased and not purchased by time travellers. Whatever way it goes, stay tuned for the latest announcements about this exciting project!]]> http://www.dylonwhyte.com/2010/06/and_while_were_on_the_subject.html http://www.dylonwhyte.com/2010/06/and_while_were_on_the_subject.html Say It Phree Mon, 07 Jun 2010 12:07:26 -0500

""Genuine ACME Temporal Anomaly T-Shirt" on a royal blue tee.

WARNING: Class IV-XX Temporal Anomaly: This tee contains abnormal levels of potentiality and therefore may be hazardous to the direct causality of linear existence. Wear with extreme caution.]]> http://www.dylonwhyte.com/2010/06/genuine_acme_temporal_anomaly.html http://www.dylonwhyte.com/2010/06/genuine_acme_temporal_anomaly.html Say It Phree Mon, 07 Jun 2010 11:14:52 -0500 FB said that I need to watch "Man With The Screaming Brain " and it made me think...

I don't know if I'll ever meet Bruce Campbell but if I do, I'm going to ask him if he got ninja fucked (sorry, "Dog Park" reference. It's an awful movie, BTW, don't watch it!) by the lady in the blue dress from the 1983 interview.

Did you ever do that, make a list of the questions you'd ask particular famous people?

I think I got the idea from that old, weird show on CBC*, where Pierre Berton (A great Canadian "hero" and well-known pot advocate) would interview a famous historical person from Canadian history and they'd get some very famous stage actors to portray the historical figures.

And I always thought that it was interesting that they could find people that look like our money. (Their "Sir John Eh" was particularly striking, if I remember correctly, a dead ringer!)

And that it would be a good thing to make a list of questions to ask famous people.

Because as a kid, you don't really separate the two things, Hollywood and History, that is. Because, as we all know, in modern times, "History is Hollywood and Hollywood is History". (Well at least that's the way it feels if you live in North America!)

Anyhow, for whatever reason (well, actually, because I always thought I'd be a Time Traveller when I "grew up***"), I started a mental list of questions to ask famous people should I ever happen to meet them and like ya...

...I don't know if I'll ever meet Bruce Campbell, but if I do, that's what I'm going to ask him.


*That I can't remember the name of, and may not even be hosted by Pierre Burton, but which led to the discovery of this funny interview, which, considering the FB** status I posted earlier this morning is pretty darn funny!

**Written before the discovery of "THE Bruce Lee Interview": Still hasn't watched "My Name Is Bruce ", but that could be due simply to confusion created by watched a marathon of "They Call Me Bruce? " and "They Call Me Bruce? " on VHS when young...

***Which, thankfully, as of this post, has never happened! (The "growing up" part, that is, not the time travelling part, which I'm still hopeful about!")]]> http://www.dylonwhyte.com/2010/05/bruce_campbell_rant_for_victor.html http://www.dylonwhyte.com/2010/05/bruce_campbell_rant_for_victor.html Pontification Mon, 24 May 2010 10:01:29 -0500

""UR Be-ing Watch-ed" on a white tee.

It's True! You're being watched, everywhere, everyday, every moment... Spread the Word! They ARE out there!]]> http://www.dylonwhyte.com/2010/05/ur_being_watched.html http://www.dylonwhyte.com/2010/05/ur_being_watched.html Say It Phree Thu, 20 May 2010 18:11:12 -0500
So please, check out our buddy on MySpace Music! Thanks!]]> http://www.dylonwhyte.com/2010/05/something_different.html http://www.dylonwhyte.com/2010/05/something_different.html Say It Phree Fri, 14 May 2010 17:41:57 -0500

"Sleeping Beauty" on a maroon tee.

How long will she have to wait for a prince to awaken her with "The Kiss of True Love™"?]]> http://www.dylonwhyte.com/2010/05/sleeping_beauty.html http://www.dylonwhyte.com/2010/05/sleeping_beauty.html Say It Phree Fri, 14 May 2010 16:57:45 -0500

"What Would Lava Lamps Do?" on a Navy tee.

Believe it or not we've been trying to get our "WW_D? Artist" back in gear for a couple of months now. Given that Lava Lamps don't really ~do~ anything, we're not sure if we should take his response as a protest or a reflection of his work ethics!]]> http://www.dylonwhyte.com/2010/04/what_would_lava_lamps_do.html http://www.dylonwhyte.com/2010/04/what_would_lava_lamps_do.html Say It Phree Fri, 30 Apr 2010 17:12:29 -0500

Well pholks, obviously this is phriday, which means that it was time to introduce our Phresh tee of the week, except we've run into a little snag! Our Phresh tee for this week has gone missing! All that was left behind was a mysterious note that read in part "...don't stick your nose where it doesn't belong! And don't even think about phollowing us down the rabbit hole! LL"

I don't know about you pholks, but I have a feeling that this week's Phresh tee is actually still somewhere on our website, but I'm not sure where, do you think that you can find it?

Let me know if you find it and I'll post a picture in our gallery as usual!]]> http://www.dylonwhyte.com/2010/04/this_weeks_phresh_tee_is_missi.html http://www.dylonwhyte.com/2010/04/this_weeks_phresh_tee_is_missi.html Say It Phree Fri, 23 Apr 2010 17:35:24 -0500
Don't forget that this is the last weekend for our Women's Apparel Contest. To enter, simply fill out our ultra-quick Survey Monkey survey on which Women's Apparel you think we should start carrying!

The contest ends this Monday, with the winner being annouced on 4/20! Peace!]]> http://www.dylonwhyte.com/2010/04/last_weekend_for_our_womens_ap.html http://www.dylonwhyte.com/2010/04/last_weekend_for_our_womens_ap.html Say It Phree Fri, 16 Apr 2010 14:04:56 -0500

"Humphrey Bogarting" on a white tee.

Seriously Dude, Bogarting that joint is totally uncool!]]> http://www.dylonwhyte.com/2010/04/humphrey_bogarting.html http://www.dylonwhyte.com/2010/04/humphrey_bogarting.html Say It Phree Fri, 16 Apr 2010 14:02:52 -0500 Say It Phree Gallery on Phacebook.

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"The Cyclops Joint" on a sand tee.

"The Great Cyclops Joint of 1851" - Say It Phree Tees "Phact or Phiction?" T-Shirt #420]]> http://www.dylonwhyte.com/2010/04/the_great_cyclops_joint_of_185.html http://www.dylonwhyte.com/2010/04/the_great_cyclops_joint_of_185.html Say It Phree Fri, 09 Apr 2010 14:43:23 -0500

"Fresh V" on a black tee.

For all the "True Blood" fans out there!

"Fresh V Juiced Edition" on a natural tee. ]]> http://www.dylonwhyte.com/2010/04/fresh_v_and_fresh_v_juiced_edi.html http://www.dylonwhyte.com/2010/04/fresh_v_and_fresh_v_juiced_edi.html Say It Phree Fri, 02 Apr 2010 11:50:05 -0500

"Peace" on a blue dusk tee.

It ain't no joke, we'd really like to buy the world a toke and teach the world to sing in perfect harmony. I mean, all we are saying is give "Peace" a chance. ]]> http://www.dylonwhyte.com/2010/03/peace.html http://www.dylonwhyte.com/2010/03/peace.html Say It Phree Fri, 26 Mar 2010 12:12:43 -0500