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Pirate Survey
I normally wouldn't fill out a survey from MySpace, but I just couldn't resist this Pirate themed survey from Pirate Queen, Ryskie the Red.
1. Why are you a Pirate? A. Since when does a free spirit need a reason to be a Pirate? B. Because I'm against Ninjas in any form. C. Booty! Plunder! Pillaging!
2. What type of ship do you have? The fastest Sloop this side of Andromeda, with crack four pound gauss cannons and an interstellar hyperdrive.
3. What is the name of your ship? The Black Ship Lollipop.
4. What is your rank? Captain! What other rank is there?
5. Do you have a crew? Who else would man the gauss cannons?
6. Pistols, Swords, Whips, Daggers...all of the above? Blaster Pistols, Laser Swords, Electro-Whips and Vibrodaggers, all standard equipment.
7. What is your favorite Piratical Punishment? Walking the plank out the airlock or 10 lashes of the Plasma-o-nine-tails.
8. Who is your favorite Historical Pirate? Captain Morgan, the Dread Pirate Roberts, Barrett. (The first person to say anything about fiction will lose an eye and not in the fashionable sense!)
9. What type of Pirate are you? SPACE! (and computer... ...in my spare time)
10. What part of the world do you or would you like to sail? Make that Worlds with a capital S! and all of 'em! 'aaaarrrrrrrr!
11. What is your favorite treasure? Fire Crystals of Betelgeuse, mercurial gold of the twin spiral galaxies, pocket-sized black hole spheres from the long handle of the little dipper and the Crown Jewels of Belxar the Flocculent, last emperor of the Cerulean Jelly Seas.
12. Do you have hidden/buried treasure(s)? What kind of pirate would give away that kind of information?
13. What is your preferred pirate garb? RegulusCorp Bionic hook and peg leg assembly, poofy pirate shirt, broad spectrum scan analyzer eye patch with optional radioactive glow upgrade, nanomorphic tattoo, leather boots with latnium buckles.
14. Do you have your own jolly roger? If so, please describe. Classic skull with crossed sword and pistol, alternatively: "Copy A:\*.*"
15. Do you have advice for MySpace Pirates? If so, what? Love Many! Trust Few! And always paddle your own Canoe!
Posted by Dylon on February 1, 2007 1:57 AM |
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